Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why are fish so gullible?
→ They fall for things hook, line and sinker!

What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?
→ An elephant with spare parts!

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?
→ A complaint Bernard!

What do you call a boring dog?
→ A dull-mation!

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?
→ The elephant remembers.

- Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a python.

- You can't get round me just like that, you know!

What is a parrot?
→ A wordy birdy!

A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.

The barman says:

- Sorry we don't serve snails - and throws him out.

A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says...:

- What did you do that for!

When does a horse talk on the phone?
→ Whinny wants to!

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?
→ He has a flashing light.