Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Where does King Kong sleep?
→ Anywhere he wants to.

Why are spiders like tops?
→ They are always spinning!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
→ Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

Where do you get frogs' eggs?
→ At the spawn shop!

At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear.

- There! - he said proudly.

- I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?

- Oh yes, she can - said the boy.

- She keeps ducks.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?
→ So they won't step on the fish.

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?
→ Melon-collie!

How many seasons are there in a dogs life?
→ Just one, the moulting season!

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.

- That's baaaaaaaaaad!

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
→ She threw it off a cliff.