Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?
→ His prime-mate!

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess:

- I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.

That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying:

- I don't THINK so.

What do you call a frog spy?
→ A croak and dagger agent!

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?
→ A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

What kind of dog is the smartest?
→ A great brain!

How did the dog make gold soup?
→ He put in 24 carrots.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?
→ Delighted.

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
→ Dingo Starr!

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?
→ An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.

- That's baaaaaaaaaad!