Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown?
→ So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

What is the definition of a caterpillar?
→ A worm in a fur coat!

Why was the centipede late?
→ Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

How do you make a butterfly?
→ Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!

What is horse sense?
→ Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

What do birds say on Halloween?
→ Trick-or-tweet!

How do you make a Gorilla laugh?
→ Tell it an elephant joke!

What are apricots?
→ Where monkeys sleep.

A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the second man. "Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes."

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
→ Because the elephant isn't chicken!