Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

How does a blonde kill a worm?
→ She burys it.

Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons?
→ He wanted to be a hentertainer.

What is the definition of Robin?
→ A bird who steals!

What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
→ Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

- Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?

- Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?
→ Both are food from aloft!

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?
→ The psycho-path!

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?
→ The elevator men are on strike!

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
→ You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?
→ The tusk fairy!