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Naked Pig
What do you say to a naked pig?
→ "I never sausage a body."
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Sick Wasp
Where do you take a sick wasp?
→ To waspital.
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Telephone Hunting Dog
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?
→ A golden receiver!
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Horse Safety Champion
What person strives to ensure safety for horses?
→ Ralph Neighder!
Gorilla Visits Italy
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
→ An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!
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Toad Awards
What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?
→ The Brit Awarts!
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Best Boat Fish
What fish is best to have in a boat?
→ A Sailfish.
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Sea Serpent Meal
What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?
→ Fish and ships!
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Dangerous Drunk Fish
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
→ A beer-a-cuda!
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Carrots In Both Ears
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
→ Anything you want as he can't hear you!