How Fleas Travel
How to fleas travel?
→ Itch hiking!
Random joke from this category
How to fleas travel?
→ Itch hiking!
What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?
→ Grow old!
What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?
→ A milk sheik!
How to elephants talk to each other?
→ By 'elephone!
Why do elephants have trunks?
→ Because they would look silly carrying suitcases!
What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?
→ One is a weak one and the other one week!
What's a dog favourite hobby?
→ Collecting fleas!
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito
- Go away, sucker!
What do you give a sick bird?
→ Tweetment!
- Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
- Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.
- Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?
- Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.