Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why did the spotted pigs run away?
→ They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Why are there so many piggy banks?
→ Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Is there a mouse in the house?
→ No, but there's a moose on the loose!

How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?
→ He had seen a sign saying:

- Uncle Simian Wants You!

Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?
→ Apesy daisy!

What do you say if you meet a toad?
→ Wart's new?

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?
→ Ray!

Why did the Canadian cross the road?
→ He saw some American do it on TV.

A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...the bartender looks up and says:

- Where the hell did you get that thing?

The Parrot replies:

- Over in Africa, there's millions of them!!!!

What is black and white and red all over?
→ A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.