Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?
→ It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What gives a gorilla good taste?
→ Four years in an Ivy League school!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
→ Kermit the Fog!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?
→ A humburger.

What's the best way to catch a fish?
→ Have someone throw it at you.

- Teacher: Where would you find an elephant?

- Pupil: You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!

What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?
→ A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Why did the dog run in circles?
→ He was a watchdog and needed winding.

A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him.

- Do you mind if I throw him a bit? - said the man to the lady.

- Not at all - she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
→ A bird that lays down!