Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What goes "krab, krab, krab"?
→ A dog barking in a mirror.

What's a parrot's favourite song?
→ I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What is a parrot's favorite game?
→ Hide and Speak!

A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI.

- Well, - says the personnel director, - You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute.

Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute. - Also, - says the director, - You must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course.

This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.

- There's one last requirement, - the director continues; - you must be bilingual.

With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says:

- Meow!

Did you hear about the underwater snooker player?
→ He was a pool shark!

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?
→ When it's on the train.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
→ A harenet.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
→ A yeaster bunny!

May I buy half a rabbit?
→ No, we don't split hares!

Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough?
→ They were saving the best for last.