Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Where do hogs keep their money?
→ In piggy banks.

- Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world?

- Girl: My Aunt

- Boy: No, it's an elephant.

- Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?
→ When the door is open.

What language do birds speak?
→ Pigeon English!

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.

- Does your dog bite?

- No.

A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

- I thought you said your dog didn't bite! - the man says indignantly.

- That's not my dog.

If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?
→ Snappy talk.

Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play.
→ Hamlet.

What did one firefly say to the other?
→ Got to glow now!

Where are most fish found?
→ Between the head and the tail!

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
→ Monkfish!