Cool Cat Quips

  • There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
  • Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods... Cats have never forgotten this.
  • Here's proof that Cats are smarter than dogs... You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
  • Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
  • People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
  • Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God!
  • Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
  • I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
  • My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.
  • Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
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