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Hungry Termite
Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs?
→ It had a suite tooth.
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Insect Race
How do you start an insect race?
→ One, two, flea - go
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Lion and Mother-in-Law
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a hilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
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Elephant In The Fridge
How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge?
→ There are foot prints in the butter.
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Boy At The Doctor
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said:
- You know you really need help.
- Yes I do - said the elephant, - get this kid off my foot!
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Dog Eating With Its Tail
Which dog eats with its tail?
→ All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
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Pet Dog Clothing
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
→ A petticoat!
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Doctor for Ducks
What kind of doctor does a duck visit?
→ A Ducktor.
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Deer Eyes
Why did God give deers eyes?
→ I have no eye-deer!
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Why Dogs Don't Surf
Why Dogs don't surf the web...
- Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000.
- Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
- Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
- Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
- Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
- Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
- Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
- Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
- SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
- SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
- Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manouever.
- Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.masters.leg.
- Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.