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Why did the bee started talking poetry?
→ He was waxing lyrical!
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Why did the bee started talking poetry?
→ He was waxing lyrical!
Why are gold fish orange?
→ The water makes them rusty!
- How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master?
- It's the leash I can do!
Why does a dog wag it's tail?
→ No one else will do it for them
What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
→ Time to get a new car.
How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
→ BLEEEEEE-YATCH!
What do you call an unusual rabbit?
→ A rare hare.
What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?
→ A hog hog.
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?
→ A ding-dong King Kong.
Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?
→ He didn't like Chinese food.