Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite book?
→ Hop on Pop.

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
→ He was a millionhare!

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?
→ "Mmm. Canapes."

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?
→ She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?
→ He knows a little ham goes a long way.

What do you call a lady pig planting seeds?
→ A sow sow.

What fish do road-menders use?
→ Pneumatic krill!

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?
→ The umbrella can be shut up.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?
→ Polly unsaturated!

How do you identify a bald eagle?
→ All his feathers are combed over to one side.