Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
→ Unique up on him

What job do rabbits at hotels have?
→ Bellhop.

Who is the greatest painter of this century?
→ Pigcasso!

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?
→ Hairy Truman!

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?
→ He called the piano tuna!

Which fish dresses the best?
→ The Swordfish. It always looks sharp!

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
→ 'Your plaice or mine'!

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head.
Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.

Which dog tastes better when eaten?
→ A hot dog.

What was the dog doing on the turnpike?
→ About seven miles an hour.