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The Mouse's Friend
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
→ Hard cheese.
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Famous Rabbit Aviator
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
→ Amelia Harehart.
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Bird and the Pig Pen
Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen?
→ She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.
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Bad Little Piglet
What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?
→ Behave or Frankenswine will get you.
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Traveling Fleas
How to fleas travel?
→ Itch hiking!
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Spider Meets Bee
What did the spider say to the bee?
→ Your honey or your life!
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Six Hooks
Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?
→ eFISHancy!
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Clever Fish
Why are fish cleverer than humans?
→ Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
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Playing Catch
- Was your master playing catch with you?
- No, I was playing throw with her!
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Eyes and Feet
What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
→ A thousand dogs.