Where Bad Pigs Go
Where do bad pigs go?
→ They get sent to the pen.
Random joke from this category
Where do bad pigs go?
→ They get sent to the pen.
Pig's explanation for the creation of the Universe:
The Pig Bang Theory.
Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel?
→ No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.
What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?
→ A spot-weiler!
Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
→ Because she loved children.
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire?
→ It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then?'!
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
→ Hare today, gone tomorrow.
What goes "Clip"?
→ A one legged horse!
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?
→ The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
What do dirty fish read?
→ Prawno Magazines!