Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What is the definition of a goose?
→ An animal that grows down as it grows up!

Why did the rooster run away?
→ He was chicken!

What is a polygon?
→ A dead parrot!

Have you ever smelled mothballs????

I was just wondering how you would get their little legs open!!!!

What's long, green and goes hith?
→ A snake with a lisp!

How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
→ When it has hares in it.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?
→ It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?
→ A pig pig.

Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage in November?
→ She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.

Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.

An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...