Book in a Pig Pen
If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do?
→ Take the words out of their mouths.
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If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do?
→ Take the words out of their mouths.
Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?
→ They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
Why are fish so smart?
→ They are always in schools!
What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?
→ A Great Dane out!
What happens when ducks fly upside down?
→ They quack up!
What is a duck's favorite TV show?
→ The feather forecast!
When is the best time to buy budgies?
→ When they're going cheap!
Why isn't there a Superpig?
→ It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?
→ We're raising mashed potatoes.
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?
→ A frog in a blender!