Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
→ On their bunnymoon.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?
→ She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
→ Because he didn't have enough guts

What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin?
→ I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

What do you call an ant in space?
→ Cosmonants & Astronants!

What do tigers wear in bed?
→ Stripey pyjamas!

What do you call a show full of lions?
→ The mane event!

- Teacher: What's a robin?

- Fred: A bird that steals, ma'am.

What happens when geese land in a volcano?
→ They cook their own gooses!

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
→ An independant!