What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
→ Not everybody has been in a limo.
What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
→ One's a bunch a cunning runts ...
What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
→ You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
→ Your job still sucks after 6 months.
What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist?
→ You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley?
→ The shopping trolley has a mind of its own!
What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal?
→ One's a busy ditch.
What is the difference between a blond and a toilet?
→ A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.
What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
→ In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
→ Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.
What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
→ They both get easier to pick-up with age.
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
→ The cow fell on her.
What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
→ The more you bang it the looser it gets.
What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
→ They're both empty from the neck up.
What do blonds and spagetthii have in common?
→ They both wriggle when you eat them.
What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
→ They both have black roots.
What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?
→ Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked.
Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper?
→ So she could lip read.
How do you drown a blond?
→ Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
How do you drown a blonde?
→ Don't tell her to swallow.
