Rabbi's Advice

Man goes to see the Rabbi.

- Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.

The Rabbi asked:

- What's wrong?

The man replied:

- My wife is poisoning me.

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks:

- How can that be?

The man then pleads:

- I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?

The Rabbi then offers:

- Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know.

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says:

- Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?

The man anxiously says:

- Yes.

- Take the poison - says the Rabbi.