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What's the ultimate rejection?
→ When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
→ Fisher-Price

- Darling, will you still make love like that to me after we're married? - she whispered after they had finished making love.

He considered this for a moment, and then replied:

- I think so. I've always been especially fond of married women.

A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor.

- Young lady - said the doctor - you're pregnant.

- But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and in our colony we practise sex only with our eyes.

- Well my dear - said the doctor - someone in that colony is cockeyed.

This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.

- Yes Dad, what is it?

- Don't be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me ... your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife....

Wednesday, October 21, 1992
The most popular video in Sweden earlier this year was a 60-minute fireplace fire, shown from the point of ignition until it burns into cinders, and featuring a sound-track of fire-crackling wood. Price: about $35.

FrameMaker and Interleaf are competing documentation products. When the spelling checker of FrameMaker 2.1 encounters the word Interleaf in a document, it flags it as a misspelling. What does it offer as the correct spelling? "FrameMaker"!

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
→ He sold his soul to Santa.

Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played baseball and then he proposed to Betty (age 7) the next door neighbor. They are going to get married. His parents think this is cute, and they don't want to make fun of Johnny so they ask Johnny him "How are you and Betty going to pay for the expenses of being married?" He replies "Well with the $1 I get each week from you and the $1 she gets from her Mom and Dad, we should do o.k." His father says "That's fine, but how will you pay the extra expenses if you and Betty have a baby?" Johnny answers "Well, so far, we've been lucky..."

What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
→ The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.