Drilling Rights

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride.

"What's the problem?"

- I want to hit that adulterin' bitch for breach of contract - snapped the oil man.

- I don't know if that will fly - said the lawyer.

- I mean your wife isn't a piece of property; you don't own her!

- Damn right - the tycoon rejoined.

- but I sure as hell expect exclusive drillin' rights!