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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?
→ The Dead Sea.

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?
→ To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?
→ Al Caprawn!

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
→ Ground Beef

What did one dairy cow say to another?
→ Got milk?

On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!"

"That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?"

"Just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!"

"That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl.

"Just a lucky guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied.

The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied.

The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?"

The boy replied, "A puppy!"

Why couldn't the cat speak?
→ The dog taped his mouth.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
→ Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

When the cat's away.....?
→ The house smells better!

A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all shops to purchase eatables were far off. He was very upset and every time he was remembering that's all happened because I am in the last couch. When he got down at the destination station, he asked the station person that he wants to lodge a complaint against the railway staff. The complaints and suggestions book was given to him and he wrote: "There should not be any last couch in the train. If there is any last couch in the train, it should be kept somewhere in the middle.