Teacher's Day Gifts

On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said:

- I bet I know what it is - flowers!

- That's right! - said the boy:

- but how did you know?

- Just a wild guess - she said.

The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said:

- I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!

- That's right! But how did you know? - asked the girl.

- Just a lucky guess - said the teacher.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. - Is it wine? - she asked.

- No - the boy replied.

The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. - Is it champagne? - she asked.

- No - the boy replied.

The teacher then said:

- I give up, what is it?

The boy replied:

- A puppy!

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