Teacher's Day Gifts
NextOn a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said:
- I bet I know what it is - flowers!
- That's right! - said the boy:
- but how did you know?
- Just a wild guess - she said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said:
- I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!
- That's right! But how did you know? - asked the girl.
- Just a lucky guess - said the teacher.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. - Is it wine? - she asked.
- No - the boy replied.
The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. - Is it champagne? - she asked.
- No - the boy replied.
The teacher then said:
- I give up, what is it?
The boy replied:
- A puppy!
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