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What is an autobiography?
→ The life story of an automobile.

- Teacher: Why are you the only child in the classroom today?

- Pupil: Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday!

Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school?
→ The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.

What are you going to be when you get out of school?
→ An old man!

An ideal homework excuse

- Teacher: Where is your homework?

- Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ "Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."

What is the definition of 'making love'?
→ Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?
→ "You have a hole in one."

What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
→ Surgical spirits.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?
→ Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.