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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
→ An octopuss!

What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
→ Mice cream

A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all shops to purchase eatables were far off. He was very upset and every time he was remembering that's all happened because I am in the last couch. When he got down at the destination station, he asked the station person that he wants to lodge a complaint against the railway staff. The complaints and suggestions book was given to him and he wrote: "There should not be any last couch in the train. If there is any last couch in the train, it should be kept somewhere in the middle.

What song does a car radio play?
→ A cartoon (car, tune).

Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains?
→ He had to keep track of everything!

What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon?
→ He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side.

- Teacher: Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

- Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Third as many as for a regular bulb.

Why are condoms like cameras?
→ They both capture the moment.

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
→ Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.