Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"
"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"
"I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what am I going to do with the BODY?"
Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?
Where do cowboys cook their meals?
→ On the range.
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
→ A tail pail!
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
→ Ride on the roller cowster.
How do you make a milkshake?
→ Give a cow a pogo stick.
How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ One. But he gets three hours credit.
Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?
Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?
→ He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
- Jennifer: Are you coming to my party?
- Sandra: No, I ain't.
- Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not ain't. It's I am not coming, he is not coming, she is not coming, they are not coming.
- Sandra: Blimey, ain't nobody coming?
