A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!
What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight?
→ Claude
What do you call a group of cars?
→ A clutch!
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable.
- Haven't you been examined like this before? asks the doctor.
- Many times, she giggles, but never by doctor!
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
→ There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning!
Where do children learn their ABC's?
→ At LMN-tary school!
What are the three types of men?
→ The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?
→ To get in his nest.
What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
→ Caps and robbers
