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What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
→ Puss in boots!

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?
→ A first aid kitty!

What's every cat's favorite song?
→ Three Blind Mice!

Who drives away all of his customers?
→ A taxicab driver.

- Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

- Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

- Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?

- Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.

- Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign?

- Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.

What is an autograph?
→ A chart which shows car sales.

- Fred: I got 100 in school today.

- Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?

- Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History.

- Mother: Well, at least you can add!

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?
→ Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!