Newlywed Fight

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister:

- Reverend, John and I had a DREADFUL fight! - she wailed

- Calm down, my child, it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight! - said the minister

- I know, I know! but what am I going to do with the BODY? - said Joanna