Most viewed jokes

- That tornado damage your cow barn any?

- Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!

Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus?
→ He ended up in a flea circus!

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a daddy long legs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a mommy long legs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy long legs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

"Well, we're not having any of THAT in our garden."

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?
→ In case she wanted black coffee.

My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.

What is a collie puppy's favorite toy?
→ A chew-chew train!

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
→ Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

What is a drill team?
→ A group of dentists who work together.

What does the dentist of the year get?
→ A little plaque.

What's a vampire's favorite dance?
→ The Vaults.