Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?
They developed a new drug that, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent and become a nun.
The FDA refused to license it, though. Seems it was habit-forming.
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily engaged with a midget in bed.
After chasing the rogue away, Sam liberally expressed his dismay to his wayward spouse. "I just don't know what to do with you!" he said, shaking his head.
"We've talked about this over and over. We've spent hours with the marriage counselor. I was really starting to believe that I could trust you again."
"I know, I know..." acknowledged the wife contritely. "But at least I'm cutting back!"
- Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have?
- Pupil: One big haystack!
Why did the teacher put the lights on?
→ Because the class was so dim!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
→ A berry bubbly bunny.
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.
- How is she now?
- She's fine. But, the dog died.
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?
→ He still lacked common and horse!
What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster?
→ One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot."
Why do men become smarter during sex?
→ Because they are plugged into a genius.
