Cutting Back

Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily engaged with a midget in bed.

After chasing the rogue away, Sam liberally expressed his dismay to his wayward spouse:

- I just don't know what to do with you! - he said, shaking his head.

- We've talked about this over and over. We've spent hours with the marriage counselor. I was really starting to believe that I could trust you again.

- I know, I know... - acknowledged the wife contritely.

- But at least I'm cutting back!