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What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?
→ The e-aster bunny.

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster?
→ One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible

- Who said that?

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.

- What are you doing - he shouted.

To which his wife said to her lover:

- See, I told you he was stupid

What's so bad about being a dick?
→ Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you in a plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.

Patient to Dentist:

- How much to get my teeth straightened?

- Twenty thousand bucks - Patient heads for the door.

Dentist to patient:

- Where are you going?

- To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent.

- Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist?

- Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.

- Why are you crying Fred? - asked the teacher.

- 'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . .

- Fred - said the teacher.

- You must have known that Wisk's bad for parrots.

- Oh it wasn't the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble drier.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Five!...
Six!...
Seven!...
Eight!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?
→ A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.