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A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to throw the switch in a minute."
The man said, "Do me a favor and throw it out the window!"

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Five!...
Six!...
Seven!...
Eight!

- Judge: Why did you steal that bird?

- Prisoner: For a lark, sir.

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?
→ The deputy head!

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
→ A nerd herd!

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
→ A Moosician!

Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?

A little girl was next in line. 'My name's Curtain,' she said.

'I hope your first name is not Agnate?'

'No, it's velvet!'

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?
→ Don't look I'm changing!!

What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire?
→ A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.