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A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."

John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent.
His mother came in and said:

- That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?

- No, - John answered.

- I'm sweeping out the dirt.

One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before.

The old camper said:

- I thought of camp yesterday.

- Why? - the counsellor asked.

- Where were you?

- At the garbage dump! - the old camper answered.

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
→ The Easter Barney!

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
→ A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

The lady asked:

- What's that?

- A condom - the other lady responded.

- This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

- Where did you get it? - the other lady asked.

- You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, the first lady hobbled herself down to the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

- It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
→ Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?
→ Because he is boring.

What dance do hippies hate?
→ A square dance.

What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
→ Pre-tanned leather.