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Why do blondes like tilt steering????
→ More head room

Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope.
A crocodile comes out of the river:

- Hey pals, let me have a whiff.

- Get lost, oh green one!

- Come on guys, just one!

- Go %@~# yourself!

So what would you do? Well, the crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in his place.
Winnie, inhaling, is holding the butt out to Piglet and suddenly sees a crocodile.

- W-ell, it seems enough for you, pig!

What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?
→ Jurassic pork!

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?
→ The conga!

Why are burglars such good tennis players?
→ Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?
→ Organised grime (crime).

When is a farmer like a magician?
→ When he turns his cow into pasture.

What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
→ "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"

Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply them with big bucks after graduation.

- Well, I've always thought I'd like to be a doctor, - said Higginbote.

- Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe.

- Obstetrics? - scoffed Goldstein.

- At the rate science is going, you'd no sooner learn all about it when bingo! somebody'd find a cure for it.

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?
→ Catsup!