Rainy Day Smoke

Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

The lady asked:

- What's that?

- A condom - the other lady responded.

- This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

- Where did you get it? - the other lady asked.

- You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, the first lady hobbled herself down to the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

- It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted.