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Why did the doughnut maker retire?
→ He was fed up with the hole business.

The Insomniac by Eliza Wake

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
→ The rest are hunt'n peckers.

- Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

- Tell me about your problem.

- I just did, didn't I, you stupid bastard!!!!!

One Polish surgeon asks another:

- How did the operation go?

- The operation was a success, but the patient died!

Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was having affairs with his patients?
→ Yup, it's a shame because he was one of the top veterinarians in the country!

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
→ A mental block.

Which insect didn't play well in goal?
→ The fumble bee!

A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."

Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?