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What is the meaning of afford?
→ It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?
→ You can hear a cough drop.

This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. Consequently, it wound up that Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
→ "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?
→ None, as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
→ Chicken's day off!

An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The old man can't believe it. He takes all his little sample jars and goes home.

At home, he tells his wife that the doctor wants stool, urine, blood, and semen samples.

The wife looks aghast and then realisation spreads like the dawn across her wrinkled facial features.

- That's easy - she says, relief obvious in her voice.

- All he wants is your pajama pants!

Which insect didn't play well in goal?
→ The fumble bee!

What do snowmen call their offspring?
→ Chill-dren.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
→ Ice caps!