Career Plans

Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply them with big bucks after graduation.

- Well, I've always thought I'd like to be a doctor, - said Higginbote.

- Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe.

- Obstetrics? - scoffed Goldstein.

- At the rate science is going, you'd no sooner learn all about it when bingo! somebody'd find a cure for it.