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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Byron

- Byron who?

- Byron new suit!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bison

- Bison who?

- Bison girl scout cookies!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Becca

- Becca who?

- Becca the net!

- Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up.

- Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
→ Because they can't stop saving their work.

How can you make a moth ball?
→ Hit it with a fly swatter.

What to you call a Russian flea?
→ A Moscow-ito!

How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
→ A humdred!

Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he came out, Henderson noticed he'd locked the car and left the keys in the ignition.

He telephoned the dealer:

- Which is the cheapest window to break? - he asked.

- You don't have to break any of the windows - explained the dealer.

- I'll come right down with another key and we can open it together.

- No, no! - shouted the new car owner.

- I gotta know now! It's about to rain and I wanna put the top up!

What is a jockey's motto?
→ Put your money where your mount is!