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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
→ Rabbits habits.

- My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't.

- How do you know he isn't?

- Because I am.

Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground. Who will take the money?
→ Stupid policeman, since Santa Claus and the smart policeman don't exist.

Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play.
→ Hamlet.

- Dad, - said Rickey:

- what is electricity?

- Uh, - replied his father:

- I don't really know too much about electricity.

A few minutes later the boy said:

- How does gas make the engine go?

- Son, I'm afraid I don't know much about motors.

- Dad, - said the boy:

- what is anthropology?

- Anthropology? - The father frowned.

- I really don't know.

- Gee, Dad, I guess I'm making a nuisance of myself.

- Not at all, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beethoven!

- Beethoven who?

- Beethoven is too hot!

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?
→ Prankenstein!

- Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!

- No problem. Hop up on the couch.

Why do men like love at first sight?
→ It saves them a lot of time.

How do men exercise on the beach?
→ By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.