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- Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.

- Doctor: Oh, really?

- Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!

- Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

- Next please!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog

- Your just playing too much croquet!

The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her $25, a man was leaving counting his money. He had $40. She asked if he had some rare blood type that he got more than she did. He said no, that he had donated sperm. The next day the bimbo was back at the blood bank. The receptionist asked if she was there to donate blood. The blonde could only shake her head, as her cheeks were bulging.

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
→ He ate himself.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?
→ With burger alarms!

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?
→ Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
→ They keep breaking them with the hammers.

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
→ A birthday pheasant!

A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park.

- Can you give me a room and bath? - he asked the clerk.

- I can give you a room - the clerk said.

- But you'll have to take the bath by yourself!