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- Barber: And how old are you, little man?

- Fred: Eight.

- Barber: And do you want a haircut?

- Fred: Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
→ Dead.

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
→ The roller ghosted.

Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong?
→ The Aggie drove through a car wash

How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Seargant-of-Arms nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.

What's the object of a Jewish football game?
→ To get the quarter back!

Two Scots, father and son, go to America.

- Daddy, when we'll arrive?

- Shut up and swim.

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
→ Hush puppies!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?
→ A sheep that can round itself up!

- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a nit.

- Will you get out of my hair!