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Why does Dracula have no friends?
→ Because he's a pain in the neck.

What do you call a vampire junkie?
→ Count Drugula.

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?
→ You get a frizzy signal!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?
→ Ringworm!

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?
→ He makes a swish!

What did the bumble bee striker say?
→ Hive scored!

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?
→ Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.

The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said:

- I give ten dollars.

Just then, a piece of plaster fell from the ceiling and landed on his head. He spoke up again quickly.

- I give a thousand dollars!

The minister said:

- Lord, hit him again!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
→ A bunion.