Keys in the Car

Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he came out, Henderson noticed he'd locked the car and left the keys in the ignition.

He telephoned the dealer:

- Which is the cheapest window to break? - he asked.

- You don't have to break any of the windows - explained the dealer.

- I'll come right down with another key and we can open it together.

- No, no! - shouted the new car owner.

- I gotta know now! It's about to rain and I wanna put the top up!